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Where 21 Years of Service Meet the Sacred Rites of the Honda Club

This blog is built on two pillars: grit and absurdity. On one side, you’ll find stories from my 21 years in the Air National Guard—deployments, TDYs, base life, and the quiet moments that never make it into official reports. These aren’t just military memoirs. They’re snapshots of resilience, humor, and the strange poetry of life in uniform.

On the other side lives the Honda Club: a rogue newsletter turned full-blown mythology. Here, we celebrate the quirks of Honda engineering, roast our own bylaws, and honor fictional members who may or may not exist. It’s part product lore, part inside joke, and all heart.

Whether you’re here for the war stories or the wheel bearings, mastersgt.com is a place to laugh, reflect, and maybe even join the club. Explore both blogs, find your favorite post, and remember—every badge tells a story.

Welcome to the chaos. Grab a badge. The meeting starts whenever the microwave beeps.

About Me

Welcome to my corner of the internet! After 21 years in the Air National Guard, I’ve collected a treasure trove of unforgettable stories. From hilarious misadventures and hard-learned lessons to the moments that shaped me, this blog captures it all. While I prefer to keep my identity under wraps, I’m excited to share these tales that blend humor, insight, and camaraderie. Thanks for stopping by—stick around for the laughs and legacy!

All the events described in this blog are based on true experiences, however, the names and identifying details have been changed to protect the privacy of individuals.

New Mastersgt-Simulation Blog is Live!

Sometimes life feels a little... automated. You forget what you walked into the room for. Your barista calls you by name before you order. Your car’s Bluetooth pairs with a stranger’s phone in the parking lot. It’s not broken—it’s probably just the Simulation running its daily diagnostics.

This blog tracks the everyday weirdness—the glitches, patterns, and NPC-level moments that make you question if reality’s still in beta. It’s part storytelling, part social commentary, always served with a knowing wink.

While you’re here, don’t miss my Amazon Finds page: a curated collection of products that either solve Simulation problems... or become new ones. From unexpectedly useful gadgets to items that spark existential side quests, it's all there.

Visit the new Mastersgt-Simulation Blog

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Think changing your oil is intimidating? Think again.

The Honda Club President—our very own Not-So-Master Mechanic—breaks it down with humor, heart, and a healthy respect for jack stands. Whether you're a seasoned DIYer or just tired of paying $80 for glorified sludge removal, this guide walks you through every step. .... "Read More"

The Glorious History of Honda (Part 1)

(As Told by the Honda Club That Technically Doesn’t Exist)

As your devoted and questionably qualified President, I promised you a Honda History Timeline Newsletter—and I am proud to announce that I have delivered. Was it easy? "Read More"

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Where would we be without the Honda Accord? Probably stranded in a parking lot, crying into a leaking radiator. And without the Honda mower? Our lawns would be feral jungles, our neighbors would judge us, and our HOA fines would rival the national debt..,."Read More"

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